you do after probably multiple attempts because he’s overtuned AF, but then he makes the super weapon stronger in a nondescriptive sort of way, then you go looking for a snake person to do the same thing, just so you can stab the super weapon into the bird, which is ultimately what causes the emperor to exist in the first place… Then you move on and steal the magic deer’s super weapon that he hid in a tree for some reason, and go take it to a big squid man who tells you to prove yourself. so you do the thing that every time travel story messes up on, and become the self fulfilling prophecy that you already know wont work by making a plan with yulia to do the thing in the future.
you go to a nearby town to tell people that their deer friend is dead, and the town’s leader turns out to be Yulia, but she’s younger, alive, and doesn’t know you. unfortunately the big fire bird has a type advantage against ice deer and one shots him, because there are apparently no consequences to killing a god in this universe. she freaks out on you and yeets you to the past, where you meet a big magic deer who takes issue with the big fire bird. Yulia tells you to get on a boat, and somehow this takes you to a mountain where the emperor lives, then she kills your friend and tells you to do the thing, but you don’t know what thing she’s talking about. then you meet a friend who says he can take you to the emperor if you help him, so you do, but it turns out he can’t, but he actually knows someone who can, and thus you meet a woman named “Yulia” (keep an eye on her)
#Squidman story how to#
deciding that he must die, you try to figure out how to get to him, but you can’t. You get the last shard and reform the thing, which yeets you into a pocket dimension called the end of time.Īat the end of time you learn that everything sucks, and nobody is happy, but you could fix it by trying a thing that won’t work, so you go back in time to the imperial era which was the result of angry man killing the gods and taking their power, now he’s the emperor. in the temple you fight some nonsense that shouldn’t have been able to get in because of the door guard, but that doesn’t matter to continuity because #arpg, so you gotta fight some stuff in the temple. one is held by a dude who used to be cool, but then he wasn’t cool, so you kill him and take his shard, then you go to the temple of god person to get the last shard. You learn that the artifact you have is one of 3 shards, and set off to find the other 2. This leads into act 1, where you are traveling for reasons and encounter a religious group under attack by the bird men, you rescue them and they give you the artifact of indeterminable power that yeets you into the future, not questioning this, you encounter the survivors of a void apocalypse you know nothing about, and they aren’t surprised at all that a new person has arrived carrying the artifact of indeterminable power. Rogue: lolyeet #yolo nobody tells me what to do. Sentinel: you were in the big fire birds army when they attacked the north, but you thought it was wrong and felt bad, so you deserted. Primalist: you live up north and things are pretty lit until the big fire bird attacks with his armies and you have to flee for your life. Mage: you were a teacher at mage school, but one of your students wanted to use evil magic, so you chased them out of town and are now looking for them so you can apologize. Start: you are on of 5 individuals who don’t matter in a cosmic sense, as what happens to one happens exactly the same to all 4 others, but there’s a slight nuance to each class:Īcolyte: you went to mage school but wanted to use evil magic, so you left in search of evil magic.
I tried to loremaster this game after making multiple runs through the whole thing on a few characters and what it breaks down to is not only bare bones, but it contradicts itself in an unbridgeable, universe destroying sort of way (basically there’s a really big, un-addressed plot hole) but here’s a quick crash course in the lore:
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